michaxl:

excuse me did you call me BLACK??? i would prefer you use #000000

(Source: michaxl, via trust)

justintimerblake:

what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping

(via mindlesskids)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via trust)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via trust)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via trust)

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

(via trust)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via trust)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via trust)